They should seriously stop letting Michael Bay direct movies. What I saw on screen was not Transformers. I don’t really know what it was because I had no idea what was going on most of the time. I just know that a group of robots were pissed at another group of robots and a fight happened for two and a half hours.
The series has decades of mythology and developed characters, you would think it would be a walk in the park when translating it to screen. It could have easily hit the bar set by The Dark Knight, but ends up hitting the bar set by Batman and Robin.
I encountered a dude of sorts the other day. I was helping him out at my place of employment. The usual chit chat starts up and he mentions that he use to do the same thing I’m doing now (school/work) when he was my age. Curious, I asked what age that was, and he told me when he was 19. I asked how old he was now, and he tells me that he’s 24.
I’m 27.
Now, who gets the rights to the FML on that?
The iPhone shows the progress bar while it sends a text message to give you time to realize all of your spelling mistakes and panic.
I had this nightmare of sorts last night. Someone very close to me ended up dead. Now, their method…of death was an unusual one. It’s usually a car crash, or being shot in combat. But never (until now) someone getting offed by a Hitman while they’re having tea on a backpacking trip through Europe.
“ The perfect night would include a few drinks at the bar and a trip to the Coinstar.
“ Texting your Grandparents’ landline phone results in an epic fail!
I maybe the only person outside of Pepsi to think that their new packaging is genius. I don’t care for the, “new,” logo. Whatever. But look at a box of Pepsi. It’s just a blue box with like three other colors on it. Every other package for any other product is extreme. It induces a seizure. A box of Pepsi is so plain, it sticks out. Wow!
I herby declare that the iPhone app Twinkle is the most used app while people are in the restroom.
To bring you up to speed on what Twinkle is, it’s a handy application that let’s you browse and post to Twitter. The creators of the app, Tapulous, also has their network that rides shotgun. The UI for the app is pretty slick. Your friends’ 140 character self-promotion end up in these little chat bubbles that float in a starfield.
The most important feature. The best for last, and Im suprises Tapulous doesn’t boast about it, but Twinkle gives you access to an extensive library of bathroom portraits built and maintained by your local Ghetto G Thug wannabes and girls of questionable age.
Turn the iPhone to its side, and you get real time updates.
As an added bonus, you get to see the G Thugs hit on said girls of questionable age, state how they’re bored out of their mind, and demand people to chat with them. All done in front of a bathroom mirror!
I would seriously be lost without Twinkle. It has let me peer into the lives of the Spring Breakers visiting our area. What else will give me mobile access to girls showing off their tan lines?
I started taking supplements to help out with that muscle building thing I’m trying out. This is something I’ve been doing off and on for years. Same routine. Work out, buy suppliments, bulk up, think I can eat anything in the world, then gain it all back (without realizing it too)
One thing Ive noticed about the packaging said suppliments come in is that they ALWAYS say something like, “Improved Formula,” or “Enchanved Flavor!” Like, it wasn’t good enough before, but the one you’re buying now will add more muscle, and the one you buy a year from now will build even more muscle. So, six years from now you can be bigger than you are now, and work out a lot less. In 10 years from now, you won’t have to work out at all!
I also get a kick out of Apple. Everytime they add a better processor into their Mac, it’s “The fastest Mac yet!”
It better damn well be!
